Recent reviews by Lemur

insanely annoying that you can only use 1 save station after reaching 6am, i still have to kill chica but bc you can't save anywhere i have to do the whole "boss fight" (its pretty easy) in 1 shot since the save spots are deactivated. i understand that this is an intentional feature, but it just kills my motivation to 100% the game since a tiny ass mistake ruins all progress i've made in that time span.

I know the point of this feature is to make the game harder, but the game is easy so all this does is force you to not chill out since you can't turn brain off and make dumb mistakes (which is the point). The problem for me is that the game is not difficult so this feature only makes a chill experience annoying, it doesn't make the game harder, it just makes it more annoying and less fun.

(ik theres more to the game than this but this is why I don't play this game anymore and probably won't finish it)

[Edit: this review was originally negative and I even refunded the game, but after playing it more I've changed my mind]

not scary like help wanted 1, basically everything is like the halloween dlc (easy minigames) except for the sister location levels and a few others.

However, it is extremely fun and is not as bad as job simulator. There's a ton of content and a handful of actually challenging levels in the hard mode. Don't buy this game if you are looking exclusively for something terrifying, this game is not that, but if you want a fun game that has a lot of content, this game is for you.

i wnanna do rthe sex with those lil imp dudes

the game has a couple issues that make it completely unplayable, making it extremely difficult to get any further than the Mun/Minmus

Firstly, deltaV calculations are broken, but it's especially bad with the hydrogren engines. You'll start a burn that takes 1000 deltaV, and then before completing the burn you'll run out of fuel despite having 3000 deltaV before starting the burn. You can even watch as your remaining deltaV decreases faster than your current velocity increases. Because of this, you have to specifically design rockets to get around this bug, which is just annoying.

Secondly, somehow the devs overlooked adding in the button to move maneuver nodes to the next orbital period. This bug makes interplanetary travel very difficult as you can't plan out burns for the future. You can get around this issue, but this bug makes it far more annoying and time consuming to plan out a burn

i do not care if it won't fit, i will make the DDTs fit in my widespread ass crack.

if it don't fit, I WILL MAKE IT FIT.

im gonna put the iron rods up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, im gonna smash my ♥♥♥♥ n balls with the steel pipes, im gonna suck on the beryl nuts, im gonna eat the nuclear pasta, im gonna ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta those aliens, im gonna snort the petroleum coke, im gonna stick my ♥♥♥♥ in the rails of the space elevator, im gonna ♥♥♥ in the inhalers, and im gonna ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥

id ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta that goat demon bro, you can't just give a goat those succulent bohawnaguhoogas and not expect me to perform my own ritual all over that ♥♥♥♥

The deeply intricate game design mixed with horrifying visuals, all wrapped thoroughly in a deceivingly adorable feline visage, creates what is in indubitably the best trepidation inducing art piece of the 21st century. Devotees shall rave in it's glory and relish in it's aura of greatness, while critics shall combust in a fiery inferno of Lord Floppa's fury against their arrogant hubris.

Floppa will reek havoc among thee. Fall to thy knees and proclaim thy everlasting devotion to his eternal reign. Fall to thy knees and vow to sacrifice thy mortality under the prospect of sanitizing the bacterial growth of nonbelievers.

Those who fail to relinquish what they hold dear shall feel the wrath of his thundering roar; writhing in pain, their cries sing in harmony to our ears. His roar permeates through their mortal vessels, banishing them to a wasteland of eternal fire. The ensemble of their screams create the most beautiful of sounds, their faulty figures rot into a gory lake of contaminated souls, their corrupted minds scream for forgiveness as they feel the deconstruction of their vessel. Their corruption slowly washes away as what is left of their mortality fades.

We watch as the audience, taking in the beauty we've been so privileged to witness. As the critics are set ablaze in the consequences of their misdeeds, we shall prosper in the bountiful harvest of their recycled spirits. We shall convert what was once a plague to our society, into a new beginning for many. We shall convert the untapped potential of the heathens, into a gift for Lord Floppa. We shall use their remains to create a new faithful community. Floppa will be proud of what we can do. Together, in harmony, lets create the world Floppa intended.

i ♥♥♥♥ on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat while his ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ateing dumplings (bitchass)

toodles soccer mom *T-bones subaru*