What is a salmonsnake anyway, I hear you ask.
Imagine a majestic oriental dragon but replace its head with that of a fish. Instead of speaking with a deep voice brimming with the wisdom of ages past, it has a heavy Finnish accent and probably stutters a lot. You wont see it soaring in the sky either but instead awkwardly crawling around with its disproportionately small extremities.
No breathing fire. No channeling the forces of lightning or summoning mighty tidal waves. The best it can do is projectile vomit over a lighter after reaching the higher state of mind called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
A damn shameful display.