King of Goats
United States
 
 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. given.
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A MOUNTAIN LION 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am 
You should practice cow tree, that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarassing.
sir wokington 14 May, 2024 @ 10:52am 
bro is a must monster and cant pvp in gmod :steamfacepalm::melon:
_ALUMINIUM_ 23 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17am 
+rep Rainbow 6 siege gaming
_ALUMINIUM_ 23 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16am 
holy damn, i just love this guy <3
(TF2 playing)
Sunflower 12 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm 
"bing chilling" -John Cena
piss gulper 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:53pm 
-rep you suck