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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⢀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣀⢼⣿⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿
⠼⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠆⠀⠀⠿⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.

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⚡You've just been Zeused NOOB!⚡
⚡Zeus another noob or you'll get Zeused again!⚡

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
Bing lao wao ling ting wao bang

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