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└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ └⚠️Esta carpeta está vacía
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ └📁 Porn
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ └⚠️This folder is overloaded of pictures and videos
And don’t even get me started on your skills. I’ve seen you play—you throw flashbangs like you’re trying to light up the moon and miss shots so bad even the AI laughs at you.
Bro, you’ve got so many hours in this game, I’m convinced the devs are using you as a QA tester. What are you trying to do—unlock the secret achievement for ‘Most Useless Operator’? Go touch some grass before you start trying to breach your bedroom door for ‘training purposes.’ Honestly, we’re all starting to think the only thing you’re ever ‘ready’ for is another 7-hour solo session.