I haven't taken a ♥♥♥♥ in eleven days. My friends think I'm funny. My doctor thinks I'm going to die. My wife is divorcing me for being "too weird". Me? I don't think they get me, what I do or WHO I AM. The reason I'm holding this in is two fold:
a. It proves to my body that my mind is in control, NOT my body. Just like showering cold, I'm telling myself I can do it.
b. Thursday is Thursday Twink Twerk at Aces Bar and Grill and I'm going to twerk so hard it shoots out onto the floor (I'm going to be baby oiled up and butt ass naked)

lol you think I’m mad? I’m wearing a hublot watch, Armani duster, gucci fingerless gloves, Hermes ankle to gouch chaps and boots combo, Michael kors top hat, Hanes tight fit underwear and a vintage Christian louboutin muscle shirt. I own, manage and operate thre different long John silvers franchises in South Dakota, I live in a contemporary medieval chateau in Port-au-Prince haute (a Caribbean island) that was designed by Steven Seagal and Lou Reed that has an indoor above ground pool AND I drive a custom lifted Plymouth prowler. Not to mention my Battle Spirits trading card collection valued at $30k. BTW I make so much money my wife only has to work part time, yours probably puts in 80 hours a week just to support your my little pony sex rink membership fees. So I hate to break it to you bud, my life is perfect.

I have to delete you as a friend. I was recently doxed and now am fired from my consulting company and unemployed. Not sure who did it but for now I'm playing it safe and unfriending everyone I have not engaged with (physically speaking and in some sense sexually as well). I hope one day we find eachother again or meet in real life as then I can befriend you again and perhaps, well, perhaps play a video game together as we had once done before which is how we became friends in the first place since I do not know you in real life and therefore would have had to of met you virtually or through a friend which I do not believe I did because we have to friends in common but in all honesty you may have unfriended a mutual friend and that is why we have no friends in common but without seeing the data I cannot confirm this possibility.

Everytime some young buck asks me how to prevent car theft I tell them to keep it old school. For example, I have an IED stored in my fuel tank and a 24/7 livestream of my car that notifies me of any movements. Once I get notified and see its a thief the “Goodbye Thief” video I made plays followed by the first 3½ minutes of Bryan Adams' Heaven (i installed subwoofers that pump at 290 decibles). Then the child lock turns on, braking features turn off, the car accelerates to 95mph, and releases a nerve gas that can decreases their heart rate to a steady 60 bps and increase their cognitive ability to feel pain. After my airbags sensors goes off (just the sensors i removed the airbags) I then play a 2nd video informing them of the IED and they now have less than 3 seconds to escape (they wont). I then go to the scene, take off the license plate, scrape off the VIN, and tell my insurance agent my car was stolen in a state no less than 750 miles away to prevent any suspicion.

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Code-Sigma Words: Air-force base. Subway. McDonalds. Drop-bomb. Period. Slash. Go.
Code-Sigma Phrases: Where we go one we go all. All patriots go. A well regulated militia.
Alpha Unlock: Ronald McDonald. Public highway. Congressman. Pressure cooker. Airport.
Final Code Words: We are past Phase Beta. All true patriots now attack. Now is the time for all true American militia men to take up arms against the US police and army.
Activation Phrase: Pipe-bomb. Explosive device.
Activation File Path: C:\Program Files\Steam\LoliVideo\SleeperAgentActivate.exe

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