Recent reviews by Scooby-Jew

This game sucks, cant even play it, my fps drops to literally 5fps for no reason. my pc is high end and im 100% sure i can play this game with no issues refunding this ♥♥♥♥

best soundtrack of all time. worth the price by miles

Very fun with friends, even more fun with mods. worth the price if you have friends to play with

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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No hitmarker.. no XP he just.. 💔😭😭 Fell... 😔😰😨 I think i have PTSD now..

tell me why i thought i was paying to play hitman 1, 2 and 3 in 1 game just to see i need to buy the other 2 hitman games to play them on here.. this is so bs and confusing, why make it a triology game when i literally need to BUY the other 2 games to actually play them on this one.. i woulda refunded this game if i coulda, wasted 7 hours on this game just to find out i cant play 2nd one, waste of 70 gigs

i loved this game so much i would deff play again, best parkour and best movement out of all ac games, 10/10

bought this game on sale i was quite excited to play it, downloaded it tried to run it crashed tried again crashed kept going i finally manged to play a little i swang my sword on the guy, Crashed. and kept going like that 49 mins of just crashing or black screen or wtv, my pc is powerful and overkill for this game yet kept crashing, ubisoft needs to fix their games honestly, ts is just embarrassing for them

I was quite exited to play this game until i realised the controls are just ass honestly, i fristly tried to play on keyboard and mouse, this game has mouse acceleration turned on and theres no way to turn it off.. and i tried playing on a controller and it still was so bad and i just gave up. i dont recommend buying it on PC and if you do buy it on pc buy it on sale.. im refunding ts

my teamates are braindead