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ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* My love life is like a fairy tale—it's grim.
ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible.
Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!
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