Hello, I'm Lazer, I play video games a lot. I love you

I don't really accept random friend requests, sorry.

Here are quotes that my friends say...

"One second, I'm attaching water bottles to my fingers to make it look like I have claws." -Connor

"This map is really C-Tided" - Anal Fabreez

"I don't want to die, I still have trolling to do!" - Tom

"Can I go out with my videos, they like me.." -Connor

"I want that New Years ball to fall down and shatter on the crowd" -Connor

"Can I join the meme class?" -Smooth

"Same person, same name. Just two as well. Two halves of the same soul if you will." -Dena Beloved

*baby voice* "Excuse me... have you seen my momma..?" *SHOOTS HIM* -Connor

"I was hoping you'd pee in my mouth" -Sparky

"I made a big poopy in my pants" -Connor

"I mean, I hope I get raped" -Sparky

"I'm a dirty widdle baby..." -Connor

"Connor, you're my favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Sparky

"I'll suck your ♥♥♥♥ if you payed me enough." -Sparky

"I want a penis" -Triston

"♥♥♥♥♥ can't feel like flavors" -Sparky

"Um fidget spinners are cool" -Brin

"I think I would try to get raped" -Sparky

"I wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Connor" -Sparky

"hmmm" -SmoothColaPepsi

"Wait, how old is he?? So I can't fiddle his little weiner?" -Sparky

"Oh, I pooped a little bit" -Toaster

"ONO: Only ♥♥♥♥ Once" -Connor

"Why would one ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like strawberry shortcake while another smells like diarreah fish ass" -Connor

"If you were about to die would you ♥♥♥ on your parents?” - Maggie

"I lust for ♥♥♥♥" - Jason

"HA! Thank me with PENIS!" - Tim

"This might be controversial... but I think Stephen Hawking had it easy..." -Tim

"I've definitely seen some ♥♥♥♥ titty boys and.. they hot as ♥♥♥♥ man" - Jason

"dude i love nazi's..." - Tanner

"Tanner, which of peeper's moms orifice would you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in?" - Me
"all of them..." - Tanner

"Also I don't like X for many reasons... mostly because he's dead" - Max