You've been BEANED. Don't post this to another profile, there is nothing you can do.

yuh

Australian BLOKE

australian 0/100 bad at factorio bad at tower unite

Ah, Christ. Here we go again.
There I was just walking down the street with a little money jangling in my pocket, whistling my favorite tune without a care in the world when it hit me. That dreaded feeling where I know I’m going to have to stop whatever I’m doing and find a private place where it’s legal to take my penis out of my pants and do something horrible with it, pronto. As always seems to be the case with me, I was just minding my own business and somehow my bladder got filled to the brim with my arch nemesis: Urine.

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.