If you'd like to read my report, you can come down to the police department of records on Monday and get a copy of it.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "rise storm 3" and i want to become the goodest player like you

be me, science boi le messages a qt but arrogant girl. messages she qt and all ok bye. she has humanities, but I kinda know more than her so Insert superiority vibes she receives my compliment feminism intensifies. tries to act high and mighty. fails. resorts to "grammar corrections" typical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move xD fails. in the end makes more conveying errors than my whole chat thread. gets corrected. butthurt.jpeg. takes ss, sends it to friends to look cool. slowclaps.gif. resorts to name calling. hysteric laughter.jpeg blocks me.

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