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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:17am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 12:16pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 12:07pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 10:46am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:17am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:18am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:34am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:28pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:39am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:15am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:14pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:04am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:28am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 5:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:03pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:50pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:24pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:11am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 11:53am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:00pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:15pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 3:53pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:22pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 10:03am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 5:45am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:14pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:43pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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