Скорошни рецензии на Captain Kaz MS 67th Doge Raider

I would have really loved to play this game and bear no ill will towards the devs or their team who spent many a long and hard night scarificing massive amounts of time with their family and friends to see this come to fruitaton. That being said I cannot recommend it because of the fact no one saw fit to tell people like me who didn't have the proper graphics card. that there is nothing short of paying someone to install a graphics card into your computer or buying a computer with a better graphics card to run this game. Now while this does seem like a large share of the blame falls on me and to be honestly mostly does that does not excuse the fact that the devs did not think of giving people like me a way to check their cards beforehand and to take actions based around there situation. So now I am stuck with a forty dollar paperweight in my Steam library. One that cannot be refunded since Steam's refund policy does not cover retail releases. The devs were also not able to help either. Initally they said I could either refund it or obtain a PS4 code for my troubles if I were to provide them with my backerkit email. I complied and hours later the dev managing my case says to try and get Steam to refund me. So now I am in a vicious cycle of trying and failing to get a refund.

TL:DR If you do not own the right graphics card just do yourself a favor and hold off trust me you don't want this amazing game to be a visual paperweight in your libraries inventory.

EDIT: Turns out these devs are absolute scammers and here is a few reasons why I say that now first off is the fact they lied to me about not being able to help me with a refund. Turns out that Backerkit policy allows them to conviently and do either a full or partial refund easily. In my case I only wanted a partial refund for the game and possibly the DLC.

The second reason is the streamer controvesery where of course a large varity of streamers were given access to the game a few days before it's inital release as "free publicity" what makes this even worse is that given how chaotic launch day was along with the fact that the streamers had no else to play with other than fellow streamers it would have made more sense just to release the game a few days early and reduce the chaos that would have come much faster. Especially when you factor in how many servers were turned on and off over the course of three or four days of the game's release. (Speaking of which quickplay is still taking as long as ever to find a match about six minutes is the current wait time and that is if you are lucky.)

Third reason Is banning people for trading the DLC's that they paid for now I understand the devs have stated that they would ban ANYONE (hopefully) caught selling the DLC and I am all in favor of that it sends a strong message to price scalpers and scammers that their behavior will not be tolerated. That being said a distinction should be made between selling or buying the DLC from a seller and simply having backed the project by buying the DLC and then deciding to trade it or gift it to someone else for whatever reason. Speaking of which instead of banning another route could have been that you terminate the access of the DLC to the individual trying to sell it along with giving them a reason as to why and recouping the other party via damages.

Fourth and final reason for now is the shutting down of forums that people have created to express displeasure for the bans they have received if they were unwarranted (such as trading a DLC that they had bought and paid for with their own money via either Kickstarter or Backerkit previously). This is especially worrying as a friend of mine was recently banned for trading his skin and came to me talking about wanting to set up a post on the forums about it. Although since three posts on the topic have already been shutdown by the developers he may instead have to go a different path.

All in all these four reasons and possibly many more to come are way I have changed my opnions of these devs and I know some people are not going to take kindly to this change of heart. But some things just have to take there course.

Reminded me of the good ol days after 9/11!
Blade wolf is cruel Jack and I'm very in touch with his chainsaw.
Nanomachines out of weapon to surpass Metal Gear would become the ripper again!
Winner of the WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Dude award 2016

While not as strong as the later games this title still manages to possess quite the punch for it's age. Not much in the way of content unless you are going for 100% and, the radio stations with the exception of three of them are not all that great.
But hey you can use MP3 file to import your own music from amazing songs to modern day garbage have at it! Remember though that if you flip your car over to get out as you cannot really flip it back over. Also AVOID THE WATER as much as possible as Claude cannot swim even with floaties.

First off the update that Rockstar patched this game with was not as earthshaking as people would have you believe. Yes seventeen songs were removed but you can easily look up a list of the removed songs and put them in your MP3 folder and listen to them on the MP3 radio station. As for textures the whole time I have been playing I have not noticed any sort of missing textures whatsoever. Yes modding has been locked but you can always get a version downgrader if you want. Anyways the game is amazing to play and the feature of using your own music is a nice touch. I got to fulfill my dream of chasing down a eveliganical priest while listening to the Alluah Akbar MLG remix. Who knows what dreams you can fulfill?

Opens up game.
Adjusts controls and finds out about the MP3 file setting.
Starts putting songs from verious game soundtracks and Youtube videos into the folder and inputs the number of files into the little text folder of the MP3 file.
Drives around doing missions whist listening to songs from the Payday, Hotline Miami, and Psychonauts soundtracks.
Gets into a mission and dies.
Reloads save and listens to the same song again that just played.
12/10 would fulfill the defention of insanity again!

I cannot get Bonita's Tragic Muse, Wild Bull Run, or Emotional Baggage however this soundtrack is still awesome will try to reinstall.

Why there is still no cake at least we are reunited with the Compainon Cube. Glados is back with a vengence and Chell is giving her all to stay alive

While Dockyard is an enjoyable map its twin Forrest kills it. Combined with the DW BS of no cover whatsoever in Forrest and the nerf avoid buying this.

Despite the hype in the end the Golden Grin is not all that great. It does not feel as big as Maze Simualtor 2015 (AKA Alesso Heist). You can only get a maximum of 2.4 million from the slot machines. And there are still bugs such as the glitched alert civilian. All in all not that good.

Well thanks to the nerf the minigun is actually useful. Still does not change the fact Overkill ♥♥♥♥♥♥ us over!