Goodboy? Heh, no m'goodbois round here anymore. Used to be though.....used to be alot of things.

They told us m'goodbois that we'd be fighting the good fight. Chads, ♥♥♥♥♥ mummys, stacies......these were just faces to us. They were "over there", we'd say, huddled around the piss jugs for warmth. And then you see em up close. You see the whites of their eyes. Poor bastards have probably never had a tendie in their life. This war is hell. I miss my hunny mussy. We've decoured our last few precious tendies with piss and dirt. But now we're out of everything. Tendies, mussy, dewey its all gone, dammit. Its all gone and the chads are still there.

These are my final thoughts. Chads are breaking in the bunker as i write. I leave my last 356 gbp to whoever finds this. Not much, but have a tendie for me, m'goodboi, extra hunny mussy, plz.

Theyre right outside the door now, i can hear "gucci gang" clear as day. Its as good a song as any to die to, i suppose.

M'goodboi, signing off.....


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