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MoreAss Protocol

the only game that truly shows me luck: either a NAT 1 or a NAT 20
im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicted

after getting an ending i can safely say the game is fun however i may or maynot have a cursed version of the game. People have been praising this game for its very few bugs, even friends who have played this multiple times have said they only get one or 2 small bugs from time to time, meanwhile in MY run i encountered the following:

i crashed 7 times
i soft locked myself 4 times
hard locked myself 1 time
bugged out the audio atleast 12 times
and sequence broke the game 8 times (half of which broke the game entirely)

i may have even found a forbidden secret ending involving the main character finding his way into ultimate custom night (i fell into the void infinitely and cannot load that save anymore without falling into the world)

all n all fun game, 11/10
would slam a door on jackie's head again

After playing for a while i can say that the game as a whole is very fun. the parry system is satisfying, the gun play is just as good as the previous titles and the over all gameplay is now

HOWEVER!!!

I cannot lie about the crashing, freezing and constant instabilities the game has, after MANY crashes and testing i "think" i got the game to run for longer than 30 minutes before it crashes. ever since the driver update the game recommended i install i found that other games using Unreal engine seem to crash such as Marvel Rivals and DEADZONE ROGUE, both games that never crashed before now started crashing.

For those that are excited to play the new doom title i would recommend either waiting for an update to your graphics drivers/the game itself that fix the crashing or be prepared to spend way too long trying to fix it

TL:DR games good but the it breaks other games using the same game engine, tread lightly

game is amazing, only gripe i have is a very graphical glitches that happen every now and then but they happen once or twice and then never again. other than that great game

to those saying its poorly optimised i will agree it is abit much but i also have to say, just upgrade pc lol
-Laughs in 4080-

Eh, could be better

zombie

Game's horse doo doo, too many one tricks and "meta" weapons/operators and the players are about as fun as a urine soaked paper towel but the game plays ok-ish and the gun play is bearable so if you like torturing yourself and want to experience what its like to individually pull your nut hairs out one by one then this is the game for you.

For many years now i have respected this game and enjoyed every bit of it, i dont regret putting over 1k hours into it but it pains me to see Starbreeze kill the game so violently so suddenly. Recently they releasesd a subscription service and for £4 a month (or $5 USD) you can play all the DLCs avalible (apart from the H3H3 pack, thank god). Now the idea of a paid subscription to have access to all the DLC seems like a good idea so if people want to try and play the DLCs then cancel when they get bored they dont lose out on too much money and can still have fun but i dont agree this is a valid or in any way a good thing to do after nearly increasing price of the entire DLC collection by DOUBLE. i remember it being a decent price for me when it first released (i think it was like £60 or something like that) then when they added more DLC i understood the price increases to make up for the added content but to see it spike so high so suddenly is just blatant robbery (ironic). To anyone that wants to buy the DLCs or just experience them then i would just recommend a DLC unlocker online at this point, Starbreeze are killing payday as a whole and feel no shame how they do it so just steal from them, if they dont care why should you? i want payday to grow and get better and i was praying payday 3 would get better over time but i guess i was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong. ♥♥♥♥ you Starbreeze, i hope you get swated again.

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