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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:01am

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06am

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:31am

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17am

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18am

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19am

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:21am

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33am

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18am

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33am

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:22am

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30am

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:36am

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:27am

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34am

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:40am

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48am

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42am

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43am

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:38am

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43am

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:41am

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:52am

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44am

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

Love Is…

Bruh.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:50am

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46am

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:55am

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03am

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:56am

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

I need it yesterday, honey.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:47am

What's The Plan?

I'll take any ideas – good or worse.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:56am

A Bitch In Heat

... is all I need.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:57am

Birthday Girl

I hope she won't mind blowing...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:48am

No Plates, No Dates

Sorry, I'm too busy saving the world.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:57am

Push The Button

Leave the after the beep.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:48am

Go On, Then...

But it better be worth my time...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:58am

Love Cures All

Though demonic thoughts may require an exorcism.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:50am



Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Did I stutter?

Negotiations usually require two approvals. Usually...

Consulting the Elders

Information is the key to everything in life.

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

I Bless Thee With The Mini Me.

To Remember A Girl's Birthday...

... You only need to forget it once.

Get To The Point

No, I do not need extended mortality on my demon, thank you.

Patience Is A Virtue

... Shame it won't pay the bills.