Recent reviews by L79P

I often get taunted and condescendingly pointed down at for "not playing fair".
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LIKE BOI YOU EXPECT ME TO FIGHT YOU HEAD ON WHEN THERE'S YOU, YOUR TWO PASSWORD SUMMONED OVERLEVELED GOLD BOIS, AND 57 BLUES WITH AN ACTIVE SEED? HELL NAW, I'M STAYING FAR AWAY WITH MY MILLWOOD GREATBOW CAUSE I OBVIOUSLY AIN'T GONNA GET ANY TEAMMATES.

Y'all going to need a whole plantation's worth of sugar cane to balance out this salt. Thank you Miyazaki.

This game gives unrealistic expectations that a millennial can INHERIT a business and turn it into a successful financial enterprise, while somehow directly mirroring American society (see email: SPOILER [if you can count simulator games having spoilers] your uncle basically messed everything up and drove away a lot of his customers, leaving you to fix it, forgets to apply thermal paste, then berates you for the measly 1.2 stars on Yelp when you first get the shop when he is no longer working and on vacation. Life advice: This is why instead, y'all should to go college and build life crippling debt.

TL;DR Game somehow perfectly captures American society and mentality while doing the opposite at the same time and gives millennials hope.

What a masterpiece.

I built what I thought was a monster rig (a few years ago). 7700k overclocked to 4.8 on all cores, GTX 1080, 32 GB of RAM. I ran Fire Strike Extreme while feeling pretty good about myself and was promptly shut down, just like when I asked out that girl back in high school. Being a masochist, I tried Fire Strike Ultra. My score basically demanded me to disassemble my PC and return my parts. I then proceeded to change my major to Liberal Arts and cry in a corner.

10/10 would have an existential crisis again.

Very fun to play with friends. May also contain doses of salt. Favorite part is killing opponent by throwing bow instead of shooting arrows.

Basically 2017 3D version of Road Rash. Put on nostalgia glasses, add in some guns and explosions. Takes me back to my childhood. 10/10 would kick fellow rider off a bridge then get hit by a car again.

I come from playing a lot of StarCraft II so Civ V is a nice change of pace. Since it's turn based, you can play this game while having time to think about what your next move is going to be. Better yet, you can set up custom games with friends or just play matchmaking.

The one more turn meme for this game is actually pretty real, you get sucked in for hours at a time.