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GG Vac Ban and deleting me

Dog stop cheating. Go play at your own rank. Nobody cares you suck. Seriously its annoying to lose wins because of you.

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Jerking off in the shower isn't really exhausting unless that's the most athletic you get every day, for me it's how hard it is to prepare. Do you go raw and just let the water lube you up? Hit up the shampoo or body wash and risk the sting? What angle should I stand at so I'm not constantly breathing in water? Should I edge or am I just killing the planet because I want to bust a strong nut? And then you forget the lifeproof and you can't watch porn on your phone so now you're jerking off to the memory of your bible teacher from Catholic school and it's hazy so you're only half hard. And then you finally nut and then you realize you're having a hot shower so it's all over your hand and some of the stream is on the glass and stuck to your foot and you spend 10 minutes washing it off. So now you've spent 45 minutes in the shower when you could have taken a 10 minute shower and jerked offs in your bed after for 15. It's just not efficient.