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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 9:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:59pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:59pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 4:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:33pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 4:55pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 8:33am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 May @ 6:12pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:08am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 7:56pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:10pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 3:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 6:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:34am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:31am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:35pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:51pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 12:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 7:14am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:26am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 1:52pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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