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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:02am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:36pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:01am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:20am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:26pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:00am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:10am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:46am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:12am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 11:00am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:12am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:26pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:15pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:38am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:41pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:45am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:48am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:15am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:39am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:03am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:10am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:34am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:24am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:36am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:41pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:08pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:31am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:26am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:51am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:51am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:26pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:36pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:18am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:18pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:22am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:11pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:22pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:21am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:27am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:38am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:54am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:43am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:39pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:21am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:16am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:48pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:35pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:12am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:23am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:54am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:50pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:04am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:04pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:53am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:43am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:08am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:55am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:41am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:54am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:58am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:24am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:50am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:38pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:38pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:52pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:40pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:42pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 10:14am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:18am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:39pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:21pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:13am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:13am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:20pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:52pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:41pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:46am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:30pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:18am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:10am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:43pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:44pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:30am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:36am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:14am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:32am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:53am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:19am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:34am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:54am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:44am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:39am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:20pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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