Recent reviews by ±Knifey12

Incredibly witty dialogue and writing - levels of wittyness I aspire to have.

Hilarious and just fun to play.

10/10 - would defenstrate again. F*** Steve

I found it good - somewhat satisfying ending to the series and overall a good time. Fanstastic art design though - the landscapes and areas look beautiful.

Played it while I was sick with the flu and found a way to pass the time.

But man, performance-wise - my PC did not enjoy it too much (dropping to 20-40 fps is no fun)

Me, Australian -
It's midnight and I'm yelling "YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT YA"
Then my ship explodes and I yell "S***, CO** AND BALLS"

Never thought I'd feel this way on a card game.

Witty and surprisingly fun!

We have dispensed peace with the ultimate weapon - Managed Democracy.

Arrowhead you legends. Good work.\
Sony you absolute nobheads. I'm ashamed to have trusted them.

Tio is love. Tio is Life

I am a backer. And I'm definitely glad I backed this one.

Oh yeah, it definitely scratches that space itch.

Loved ES1 and ES2 was just icing on the cake.

10/10 would Adam Roslin again

Damn it feels good to be a rockstar...

10/10 would Chai again

Genuinely fun

It's alright... not very innovative, sometimes repetitive too.

The storytelling was quite unsatisfying and I feel like it could have been executed better - seriously, you can drive to a location, have a single non-fulfilling conversation with (sometimes bland side) characters and then earn XP... and too many cut-scenes ruin the story experience. It's such strange storytelling...
It was also questionable to have Deacon sometimes yelling in what should be a 'stealth-mission.'

But I played it to not be bored - it did it's job of not being boring for the most part.

You are put in socially awkward scenarios, street fights and you make money by punching people.

Score: That's rad/10