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1)Sim, 5 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.
2)Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único.
3)Ainda que 5 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte.
4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista.
5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;
Sem mais;
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida.
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