>On a courier job.
>Supposed to deliver a platinum chip.
>Get shot in the head by Chandler from 'Friends'.
>Wake up in an old man's house.
>Do Rorschach test.
>Steal his belongings.
>Run into gang of escaped convicts.
>Kill them all.
>Take drugs once and get addicted.
>Scour the scorched earth, killing all in my path in search of my next fix.
>Eat Chandler.
>Get kicked out of a casino for winning too much and proceed to vent my frustrations on the customers and employees.
>Leave, $20,000 richer and 100 rounds of .45 lighter.
>Go home and start up New Vegas.
>Woman teaches me to shoot.
>Never play again.

>On a courier job. >Supposed to deliver a platinum chip. >Get shot in the head by Chandler from 'Friends'. >Wake up in an old man's house. >Do Rorschach test. >Steal his belongings. >Run into gang of escaped convicts. >Kill them all. >Take drugs once and get addicted. >Scour the scorched earth, killing all in my path in search of my next fix. >Eat Chandler. >Get kicked out of a casino for winning too much and proceed to vent my frustrations on the customers and employees. >Leave, $20,000 richer and 100 rounds of .45 lighter. >Go home and start up New Vegas. >Woman teaches me to shoot. >Never play again.