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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
101.4 hrs on record (55.9 hrs at review time)
>On a courier job.
>Supposed to deliver a platinum chip.
>Get shot in the head by Chandler from 'Friends'.
>Wake up in an old man's house.
>Do Rorschach test.
>Steal his belongings.
>Run into gang of escaped convicts.
>Kill them all.
>Take drugs once and get addicted.
>Scour the scorched earth, killing all in my path in search of my next fix.
>Eat Chandler.
>Get kicked out of a casino for winning too much and proceed to vent my frustrations on the customers and employees.
>Leave, $20,000 richer and 100 rounds of .45 lighter.
>Go home and start up New Vegas.
>Woman teaches me to shoot.
>Never play again.

Posted 13 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
good gaem :))
car vrrrooooomm smash
skrrty skrrty butthole hurty
traffic all up in my titties
Posted 11 June, 2021.
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636.5 hrs on record (374.4 hrs at review time)
This game is an addiction, if I play for more than 5 minutes it sucks me in for weeks on end with very little breaks
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
466.3 hrs on record (191.3 hrs at review time)
This game is awful, I love Rockstar and I love the story mode for this game.

But the online game is so god awful. From constant crashing, glitches and a huge price tag on even the simplest of stuff.

Pros:
-Fun gameplay
-Amazing vehicle modification
-Great story mode
-Decent Matchmaking
-Huge map full of stuff to do

Cons:
-Constant Crashing
-Several unfixed bugs
-Obvious artificial grind so you buy shark cards
-No mod support (we all know that story)
-Takes ages to get anywhere unless you have a plane or heli
-God awful flying physics that are damn near impossible to master
-Constant glitches that force you to restart your game
-LONG AS F*CK loading screens
-Annoying phone calls every 5 minutes from someone telling you to buy a bunker or some other overpriced bs

Overall a fun game but sadly ruined by a plethora of bugs and annoyances that just don't make this game worth the money. If you decide you really want it get it on sale because this just isn't worth the full price.

Come on Rockstar, we all know you can do much better.
Posted 18 January, 2019.
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7.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Horrible physics, pay 2 win, unfinished. I keep waiting for the developers to work on this game to make it playable but they havn't done anything other than add a track.
Posted 22 October, 2017.
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0.3 hrs on record
it's ♥♥♥♥
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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0.3 hrs on record
is alright
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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52.6 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Candy Crush with boobs
Posted 2 October, 2016.
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