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It's COOL to be virgin!
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
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1. ctrl + f push
2. and number 9 key push
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
They pull the trigger
You guessed it right
I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝒆 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝒇𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓷𝓸 𝓸𝓷𝒆 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝒆𝓼 𝓪 𝒇𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴.
𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓬𝒆𝓻𝒆𝓵𝔂,
𝓔𝓿𝒆𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝒆
🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋♥♥♥♥♥♥♥✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨.
The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the ♥♥♥♥♥🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌♥♥♥♥♥♥👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should ♥♥♥🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂
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wellllllllll m?goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*farts*
*raises paw*
hhmmmmmmmmm.......
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
It seems like you have stumbled upon my profile and posted something inappropiate. Don't be alarmed - I'm sure it wasn't intentional! Why, cheeri-o! Now I must inform you that if you do it one more time I'll drive a bulldozer in your mother's anus so deep that she is going to form a black hole and suck you right back where you came from you piece of ebola ridden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Until next time, friend!
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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It seems like you have stumbled upon my profile and posted something inappropiate. Don't be alarmed - I'm sure it wasn't intentional! Why, cheeri-o! Now I must inform you that if you do it one more time I'll drive a bulldozer in your mother's anus so deep that she is going to form a black hole and suck you right back where you came from you piece of ebola ridden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Until next time, friend!
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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