Recent reviews by Girth Quake

I've always wanted to play a 18 y/o girl with time traveling powers and lesbian friend. 10/10 would pretend to have my period again.

Strap it ON because this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bananas son!

If you can look past the spotty shooting and no built in way to enable vsync, Metro 2033 is a very complex and quirky shooter that's Russian as hell. (In both plot and game design) The bullet economy is something I've not seen and frankly adds even more depth to the game. Just becareful of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Nikki... #$@!ing @@#$% I want my bullets back!

It's an adventure game that actually makes you want more adventure games. They've mixed in all the human drama of the show with some fun gameplay. Adventure game with gameplay?! Whoda thunk it!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hats.

Like The Legend of Zelda? Play it. Now.

A fun shoot'em up with lots of cool set pieces. If you're looking for some old fashion run and gun fun with LOTS of executions, pick it up. Also the DLC is really cheap.