"When life give you lemons, dont make lemonade! You make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I dont want your Damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! Im the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! Im going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon to burn you house down!!!!!!" -Cave Johnson