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honesty.
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Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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The instruments of science do not in themselves discover truth. And there are
searchings that are not concluded by the coincidence of a pointer and a mark.
-- Fred Saberhagen, "The Berserker Wars"
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Tom Tucker: In local news, a Buddy Cianci High School student was caught with a lot of cocaine in his locker. He was sentenced to 100 hours of community service, and is a very bad boy. And now we go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast, Ollie. [cuts to Ollie]
Ollie Williams: He gonna get it!
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Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
-- Arthur Balfour
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Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and plac