Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users by copy pasting this message. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian Virus

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users by copy pasting this message. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian Virus

-rep, cheating in retake? Hilarious.

One day I asked for a whisky cola, the bartender asked "Is pepsi ok?" I said "Sure". He served me cola with pepsi.

Muistan ku tää äijä näki mut hesas (kampissa) ekaa kertaa, koitti pyytää wc et vois hipelöidä mut sanoin että ei tänään vitun homppeli :D varokaa tätä pervoo!

-ls