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________________Hello
_______________I Have
______________Come Here
_____________To Wish You
____________Merry Christmas
___________And Also, A Happy
__________New Year To You For
_________2017... I Hope The New
________Year Brings You Loads Of
_______Happiness And Good Health.
_____I Hope You Have A Nice Day On
____Christmas Day, Filled With Lots Of
___Family Time.....And Of Course Eating
__Lots Of Nice Foods, And Candies. I Hope
_That Santa Is Good To You As Well And He
.Brings You lots Of Presents On Christmas Day
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Step 1: Fly to California
Step 2: Find GabeN's house on the web
Step 3: Knock on his door and wait for him to open
Step 4: Ask him if he can bless your account with good luck when opening skins
Step 5: Say "Thanks in advance Gabe, I know you'll do this for me"
Step 6: Give him a piece of paper with your steam username
Step 7: Say bye to him
Step 8: Go to the airport to fly back home
Step 9: Get arrested at the airport for sexual harrasment of Gabe Newell
Step 10: Spend 16 months in Tijuana scrubing toilets and getting ♥♥♥♥ed by your cellmate
Step 11: Come back home and open your steam account
Step 12: Open a case, any case!
Step 13: Get an MP7 skulls
Step 14: Write this guide
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Stay tuned for mo... oh ♥♥♥♥, the cops are already here.. oh no.. better post this before it gets OH NO PLEASE IM INNOCENT