Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

- rep!