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Recent reviews by ジョン・ドウ

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24.3 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Ace Combat 7 is like Top Gun on steroids. If you love adrenaline-pumping aerial combat and don't mind a few explosions, this game is a must-play. Just don't blame me if you start humming "Danger Zone" every time you take off.
Posted 18 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
141.5 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Even if it runs fine it's a completely underwhelming experience. This game may have been revolutionary if it were released in 2005 or maybe 2010, but every single thing it does has already been done better as of 2020.

Many people have already pointed out the major flaws and innate shallowness in NPCs, stealth, driving, combat, looting, etc. Really every aspect of the game suffers from being a mile wide and an inch deep, with the possible exception of story and sometimes graphics (great in some places, not great in others). I'm not going to discuss these issues at length. But please stop with the disingenuous "It's a great game, guys, it just runs like ♥♥♥♥!" smokescreen. You may well be enjoying it, which is great, but for many of us there are aspects of the game that are decidedly mediocre and are hugely disappointing to see in a 2020 release, especially one as hyped as this. It's not game of the year material, let alone game of the decade or whatnot.
Posted 12 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
442.4 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
I am become death,
Remover of kebab.
I am Tachanka.
Posted 21 December, 2017.
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6 people found this review funny
73.1 hrs on record (64.3 hrs at review time)
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come on and fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Bad Optimization and 64 bit not supported what a joke.
Posted 21 December, 2017.
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185.1 hrs on record (161.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Cheaters definitely infest this game. I wouldn't agree with the 9/10 thing but "i'm smurfing" is a cover up more frequently than the community believes. Wait, I'm being banned from this game. Aha Got em.
Posted 21 December, 2017. Last edited 21 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
130.3 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
I think this game takes the Harvest Moon concept and improves it in every way. And that's not taking away from the HM series, just that it's a deeper world with multiple narratives being told. I always want to do more exploring and become more entrenched in HM, and it always underwhelms. The gameplay also fixes little annoyances from HM and progress is made just before things become tedious. Wow, I just comparing your game with a grandmaster of farming simlife.
Posted 12 March, 2016. Last edited 21 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
133.9 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
Fallout 4 is a story of trade-offs. Bethesda trade cutting-edge visuals for interactive density, they trade roleplaying freedom for a story that's a little more focussed and cinematic, and they ditch some of the franchise's intricacies to broaden its appeal. Fallout 4 is an incredible open-world shooter, but I'm concerned that the series is beginning to stray from its roleplaying roots.

"This game will take over your life" so i'm stopping playing.
Posted 19 December, 2015. Last edited 22 December, 2015.
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