Kaznith's Choice of Robots Achievement Progress

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2015 @ 8:10pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:36pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 2:09pm

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2016 @ 7:37am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 10:48am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:01am

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:34am

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 1:02pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 7:15pm

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 2:01am

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 8:56pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:56pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 7:17pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:09am

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Spouse

Got married!

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:14pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2015 @ 7:44pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 1:31pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 11:44pm

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 11:45pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:21pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 3:55pm

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Patriot

America won the war.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Founder

Started a new country.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:14pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:53am

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:52am

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:56am

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2015 @ 2:58pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:07pm

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Robophile

Married a robot.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 7:20pm

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 7:21pm

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2016 @ 8:04am

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 7:21pm

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 9:43pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2015 @ 7:03pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 4:19pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:31pm

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 2:31pm

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm