Recent reviews by Soap Dragon

I rarely write reviews but i feel that this game deserved it.

Within the first 20 minutes of gameplay i found 2 major game breaking bugs. The first bug occurred when i beat an arena area. There were no enemies left on the map or anywhere but the arena still said there were and i couldnt continue. If there were any enemies, i guess they spawned outside the map.

The second happened on the 2nd run after having to restart from the broken arena. I was in maybe the 3rd room before the screen flickered, and when it came back i had lost my arms and my weapons. I couldnt shoot anything but melee still worked, but all the enemies ignored me and shot in one direction while standing still as if my character had just despawned.

The game looks quite good and im sure i would like it, but experiencing 2 game breaking bugs that force a reset in a rogue like is absolutely unacceptable. I may try it again at full release but at the moment, hard skip.

is k

Dark Souls II is like that one girlfriend you love but constantly punches you in the face and everytime you think of leaving you come back only to find hackers and havel jesters on every turn. God i hate this game so much i love it. 11/10

Don't bother getting this game even if it is $5 it does'nt work at its current state and uses a SEPERATE LAUNCHER which causes so many problems. It uses Playverse which is worse that Uplay and Origin combined. The devs dun goofed

the sword doesn't shut up 10/10 would play 9001 times again

I turned into a nether and punched a guy to death 11/10

i have a 1000 metre long tounge 10/10 would buy again