3 years ago I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Perfect skin, blond hair, bright blue eyes, and skinny. The conversation was going great and I felt like we hit it off. I quickly ran out of conversation topics and decided to lie to keep it going with her. I told her I had a goldfish pond in my backyard. "Wow, that's really cool. I'd love to come by and look at it sometime," she says to me. We exchange numbers and I quickly went home and dug out a pond and bought the nescessary materials (filter, rocks, plants, etc.) and 14 goldfish. She never responded to my texts or calls and now I care for these goldfish, one of which gave birth to 12 more goldfish and 2 more are pregnant. Goldfish are having more sex than me.

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