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If the queen had balls, she'd be the king.

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I sexually Identify as a grill. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of heating up the meat until its juices ended up inside me. People say to me that a guy becoming a grill is impossible and I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a metal grid, metal cover, and a metal propane tank on my body, all diamond, the hardest metal known to man, of course. From now on I want you guys to call me "omg grill !!1!11!!" and respect my right to clear coms and get viewers without stripping. If you can't accept me, you're Metalist and need to check your 400 miles per hour. Thank you for being so understanding.

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.