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Yo, I rarely play games because I'm writing novels.:steamsad:

I want everyone to know that I do the beating around my house, not my parents.
Though they are not my parents. I gave birth to myself. My head, legs, arms and torso were all up my ass.
As time passed, I slowly unravelled (aka, gave birth to myself).

I would also like to express my anger. Anger at the human anatomy. I just ran into a wall; I was forced to be rigid because of human structure. Octopuses are the biologically superior inhabitants of the Earth. If it ran into the wall, its body would warp around it. Plus they have suction cups, no teeth to brush, are efficient on land and in water, have great strength and have eight limbs that can regrow. #Jealous
Cuttlefish are lit, too.



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Leinad Kcaj 7 lug 2023, ore 20:40 
-Rep After a good game in Call of Duty WOW i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a COD lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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IcedTea 14 dic 2016, ore 21:17 
-rep sucked me in the locker room and gave me cancer
Leinad Kcaj 11 nov 2016, ore 21:49 
a true legend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lord Skape 30 ott 2016, ore 4:43 
King, demi-god and Lord Master. A true living legend/meme!
Breezy 18 ott 2016, ore 2:35 
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