Happy New year

goonwder

you mention urgent brown one more time I'm hanging you on the gallows

happy new year, helius! 🎉
wish you nothing but happiness, good health and success in 2025.

much love💜
cara

the gala gnomeageddon saga begins today !!

Merry Christmas

as promised, I will now ♥♥♥♥ deep inside of gala's ear canals

Quick! Hop on the Polar SEXPRESS! It's not the only train being ran this Christmas...🕳️🚂🚂 Hike up your tree skirt and don't forget to grab some hot COCKlate!!☕️

🔔🔔Deck the halls with ♥♥♥♥♥ and balls this XXXmas🔔🔔 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST Santa babies who popped their peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this season🍬. Get 5️⃣ back and St. Lick will give you ⚫️COAL⚫️ instead of daddies cummies😭❌💔 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ve made the yuletide GAY and SLEIGHEDDD😍

🎄🎁🙏🏼 A Merry Lickmas to ALL and to ALL a good night😈😚❤️

god i hate gala

On the first day of Rizzmas, my Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the second day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the third day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the fourth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the fifth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the sixth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the seventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the eighth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the ninth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the tenth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, my diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking, Eleven Fanums taxing, Ten Gyats-a-shaking, Nine Moggers mogging, Eight edging sessions, Seven simps-a-simping, Six glizzies glazing, Five Skibidis! Four feining feins, Three fine ♥♥♥♥♥, Two Hawk Tuahs, And a Lunchly from Mr. Beast.

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!

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DEFCON? More like defecate con :epic_troll:

You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

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When the housewife and her husband are wearing a thong and gimp gear and carrying an M14 but you don’t even notice because the sentient T-Shirt apocalypse is taking 110% of your brain power to process 😂😂👣🚴🚴🏾🤼🏻

from the hawk 💦😩 to the tuah 🤤 to the rizz ❤️😘 to DEMURE 💜 brainrot tektek 🧠🚽 THATS MY SCENE 🤑!!! i fell sigma when i fein 😈 On skiibidi 🚽 um trying to rezz you 😘 for your gyat 🥵🥵 Ice spice that thang 🔥🧊 and make It clap for Kai centat 😊😍 Ohioooo 🤩 this is where the sigma Go 🗿OHIOOOOOO😎😎 I SAID THIS IS WHERE THE SIGMA GO 🗿

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Own a +1 wand of the war mage for home defense, since that's what the rule writers intended. Four bandits break into my tavern. "What the Mordenkainen?" As I grab my Ioun Stone of Protection and Helm of Brilliance. Blow a flumph sized hole through the first one by casting fire bolt, he's dead on the spot. Cast a 2nd level spell on the second enemy, miss him entirely because it requires an attack roll and hits the neighbors hell hound. I have to resort to the spell scroll mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a 8th level lightning bolt spell, "Roll for initiative" The spell obliterates two men in the blast, the sound and cleave damage set off alarm spells. Cast flame blade and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He fails his death saving throws out waiting on the local guard to arrive since I didn't declare the damage to be nonlethal. Just as the rules writers intended.

DID YOU JUST SAY “HAWK” ?? LIKE “HAWK TUAH” ?? SPIT ON THAT THANG ‼️‼️ BOI WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK MUSIC 🎵 ENGLISH OR SPANISH: WHOEVER MOVES FIRST IS GAY 🏳️‍🌈 THOSE WHO KNOW: 🗿🍷🍷 FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING 📱💍🖊️👑 BALKAN RAGE + JAMAICAN SMILE + RUSSIAN WALK + SPANISH COUGH + EGYPTIAN BLINK + ADRENALINE + WINTER ARC + STILL WATER + NONADRENALINE + MANGO MANGO 🗿🗿🗿 I LIKE MY CHEESE DRIPPY BRUH 🧀 SIGMA MODE: ACTIVATED! 🗿 TALK TUAH + LUNCHLY + THICK OF IT = TRUE SIGMA 🗿🍷 DATTEBAYO! 😂

hey, Doublelift! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

Boss earns a dollar I earn a dime, that's why i drive recklessly into pedestrians before forcing them to buy my meth

this guy sold me meth and touched me non consensually

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Short story long, my piece of sh឵it femboyfriend cheated on me with my bit឵ch wife's twink boyfriend, that co឵cksucker, who sucks STD infested co឵cks for FREE. anyways, my femboyfriend and this twink go way back because they spent 10 YEARS IN THE JOINT for tax evasion. they were cellmates and fu឵ckbuddies, but their relationship didn't last long because my femboyfriend is a LYING PIECE OF SH឵IT, so he cheated on this twink at the time. fast forward to the present day, i'm at the crib to pick up my gay choppa and some cash to buy cocaine and cocaine accessories, then i go upstairs to check on my bi឵tch wife and my 15 kids (3 are reta឵rded), until i hear moans coming from the guest room, i enter and i see my fu឵cking femboyfriend going to poundtown with this fu឵cking twink he used to fu឵ck with in the joint. So, people, what should i do?

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what the ♥♥♥♥ did you post in my comments

I saw this guy gambling at the casino for 30 hours straight with some big russian man Idunno its kinda strange

Urgent Brown has no fear of gods favorite domain. When it rains, it pours

Saw this guy fall to his knees in a Wendy’s

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It's the exact trillions of lions I can handle fighting at once. Anything above is too much

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I hope you love it tons kon, take plenty of cool pics of your discoveries!

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Happy New Year

Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Helius! Thanks for being such an amazing and supportive friend.

Much love,
Dom

Have all 3 bullets hit your femur

My gun still had ammo by the end. 3 bullets yanski..

17.6 hours of research this paper when it gets released will surely shock the inces- I mean science community