Recent reviews by Ringmaster Kaiden

The fact that the publisher is flushing this down the drain is absolutely exhausting. I was really hoping this would be better. The least they could do is make all the content free when they take the servers down so we can play offline with the full roster.

This game is pure dopamine. I've spent hours upon hours playing just the core campaign, let alone the mounds of extra content that's been added since launch. This game is one of my greatest comfort games, and I will return to it time and again for as long as I have access. Play it, love it, live it. Powerwash your worries away.

This game is such a gift for the low asking price. I'm just here to tell you to invest. It's a wonderful time, and you're bound to lose hours to it's infinite replayability. I'm casual about it, but I've seen this game suck people in for days on end.

I picked this game up after trying the demo out and finding I really enjoyed the concept. I thought I was getting a Trials-style game with an emphasis on flowing through levels. The first 10-15 levels are pretty fun to be honest. Then I got into the later stages and well, let's just say that those first few levels from the demo are a big misdirect. The mechanics introduced throughout the later levels begin to become more and more obtuse, with unreadable level design at times, mechanics that force you to stop and wait (absolutely riveting gameplay!) and level traps that are just designed to feel bad to fall into due to lack of signposting. One of the final levels has a death trap immediately before the finish that you can back into completely accidentally and it forces you back to the beginning again despite giving no warning that it's even there. I finished the game out of a pure sense of stubbornness and nothing more. Screw this game, I wish i could get a refund.

As much as I don't want to review this game positively, it's given me more good times than not, and the game's trajectory is looking pretty great as of recently. Give it a go, but expect the path for entry to be a little steep since the game's been around most of a decade at this point.

I'll be honest, I was skeptical when my friend sent me this game. I thought it was gonna be good for some cheap laughs and maybe an hour or two before we never played it again; but after ten hours of nonstop chaotic crustacean gameplay, I can say this game is a hell of a lot of fun.

The movement is fluid and satisfying, even at high speeds. The game doesn't hitch or lag despite how many projectiles and enemies can be on a map given whatever modifiers you may be running with. The sound track is a solid 10/10, the developers seem to be pretty transparent about their plans for the future of the game. I genuinely thought this game was going to be mediocre at best, but it has become one of my favorite co-op experiences in recent years.

10/10, Five Stars, The Whole Pizza Pie. Whatever metric you wanna use, just grab a gun and harden your shell. It's about to get dicey.

I loved J.D. Vance simulator. Enjoy the couch, and everything else! Not for the squeamish or faint of heart, but if you enjoy absurd and grotesque imagery and more than a small share of debauchery and sexual deviance this is up your alley. Kinda feels like they wanted to turn A Serbian Film into a comedy, if that gets the point across.

I found a whisk, fell in a hole, and then watched my friends get eaten by a giant worm.

10/10