Recent reviews by Sinopecynic

current pinnacle of the rougelike genre

This game is like smoking crack. If you could bet real money on Balatro, I'd sell everything but my computer so I could still play Balatro

bad rng i swear this will be the run for real this time

Larian proves to game companies that if you take the time to make something great, it pays off. Baldur's Gate 3 raises the bar tenfold for what a roleplaying game should look like. As Dungeons & Dragons has been critically influential in game development for ages, I can't help but feel Larian has just inspired an entire new generation of D&D fans with Baldur's Gate, giving people who would otherwise go without playing it something to visualize and understand.

Absolutely play this game.

My Name Is Jonas - Weezer

My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
But this is how we feel
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket costs only your mind
The driver said, "Hey man, we go all the way"
Of course, we were willing to pay
My name is Wepeel
Got a box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise
Tell me what to do
Now the tank is dry
Now this wheel is flat
And you know what else?
Guess what I received
In the mail today
Words of deep concern
From my little brother
The building's not going as he planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear a path
The driver swears he learned his math
The workers are going home
The workers are going home
The workers are going home
The workers are going home
Yeah!
The workers are going home
The workers are going home
The workers are going home
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Surf Wax America - Weezer

The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin but I ain't gonna fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin 'cause I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
Of rats that run round and round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
You take your car, I'll take my board
You take your car, I'll take my board
Let's go

fun game

Great game if you manage to play it when there isn't a game-wide server outage

Stardew Valley is not a game about a humble silly little farmer, it's not about finding a partner and settling down at your calm and quiet farm. Stardew Valley is a game about becoming a monopoly-driving capitalist scumlord with multiple husbands/wives solely for the benefits and I love every minute of it.

Once I learned Dagoth Ur was in this game, I called it quits. He is SCARY and I will NOT play a game that features him. I hate Dagoth Ur with a passion, if I was in a room with him and Hitler I would leave the room pissing my jorts because I would be TERRIFIED.

Dagoth Ur is one tricky little bastard and I wont be playing this game until he is PATCHED OUT.

8/10