sex

sparkle pee

you will never have unpissed pants again in your life.

And if I may be so bold, what came of that lad what toppled off the Polyhedron some moons ago? My spirit may not have left me, but my knowledge of the times has gone to better pastures. Was he alright in the end, or did Death make themselves quite undue company with the town, as it so often goes?

I have seen the kind words you have left on my profile, and I feel the need to respond in kind. I appreciate all the fanfare you have sung to me of my battle with Crohn's, as it has been quite the debilitating factor on my life these last weary years. Know that I am in the care of the finest doctors coin can buy, so all I can do is leave my burdens borne on their arms, and dream of myself in fairer fields of gold. May our relationship blossom as the rosebuds do just below my bedroom window.

the pain is everlasting