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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:55am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:01pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:14pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:55am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:13pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:41pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:40am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:47pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:46pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:53am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:07pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:50pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:42pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:10pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:13pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:18pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:56pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:05am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:15pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:10pm



Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
249,075 / 1,000,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.