the best person ive ever hijacked, beautiful car, clean interior, and plentiful cash in his wallet. his headlights were clean, got me an extra R400. all in all, if i see him again, will hijack, and take out for a beer or 2

Claiming to have 80gb of horse porn doesn't make you cool or hilarious, it just shows that you have awful taste in horse porn...

So just to be a ♥♥♥♥. What happens in Avenger Infinity War is. Thanos kills the Avengers, he succesfully claims all 6 stones. He gives Gamora's life up for the Soul stone. Kills vision for the mind stone. Takes the Time stone from Dr Strange.
Loki, Heimdall, Gamora, Vision, Black Panther, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Winter Soldier, Scarlet Witch, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Nick Fury and Maria Hill - They all die.
The rest survive.
Thanos then returns to his home planet and lives in the reality where his planet is still alive. Through the reality stone.
These that died are living inside the Soul stone.
In the end. Nick sends a distress signal to Cpt Marvel, as he "dies".