Soon to be resident of Manchester, UK | May 2025

"It's better to ♥♥♥ in the sink than to sink in the ♥♥♥." ~ Smitty

"Its a bop, play it again" ~ Smitty

"Saving Private Ryan is a great comedy" ~ Smitty

"We are all gonna die. Doesn't matter when. Just matters if we're gonna be scared when it happens. Then again, sometimes it's so sudden there isn't time react. ♥♥♥♥ sucks" ~ Smitty

"Im such a slut, even the gas prices are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass" ~Smitty