10
Products
reviewed
89
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Κelpto

Showing 1-10 of 10 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record
Darkarta is 100% Recommended
This is a Good Hidden Gems
The Puzzle is Fun to Figure Out
Like East India Battle of Plassey Finest Puzzle
Lock Picking Puzzle or Straight Up Candy Crush Puzzle
Game Art is Beautiful as Well Beautiful Backgound Like the House
Music is Nice and Smooth when doing Puzzle
This Game is a 10/10 I will Recommended
Posted 23 March.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.0 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Sesbian Lex
Posted 16 December, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
This Game was GOOD
10/10 Will play it again
Posted 29 November, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
BEST^ CHESS GAME^
Posted 8 March, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
DR LIVESEY ROM AND DEATH EDITION: Reviews
Soundtrack: Have to be Best Soundtrack in Gaming, When the Song Kick in and ♥♥♥♥ will hit the fan.
Gameplay: Single Arenas Action 3rd Person Shooter, It Like "Smash TV" Arcade but in 3D.
Character: Like GigaChad as Dr. Livesey Have to be Best Main Character in gaming And Friends: like Long John Silver, Squire Trelawney and ben gunn are Fun.
Voice Acting: It Smoove, It Catching, Best Voice Acting in Gaming.
Art: Have to Be Nicest Art Style I have see.
My Rating: 10/10 Recommend
Posted 31 March, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
The phantom, exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-rags, I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the $hit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dic sucker! [Die] Yo I'm adding this guy to friends.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
55.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Call of duty black ops III is only good for Zombie game, just don't play Multiplayer or Campaign or any bonus and not use store just play zombie just only zombie In fact just zombie and zombie just only zombie it best zombie game I have play.
Posted 27 August, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.9 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
——————————No ♥♥♥♥♥♥?—————————————
⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀
⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
—————————————————————————————
Posted 28 April, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
63.3 hrs on record
War. War never changes.

When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming tribes.

As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old-world values of democracy and the rule of law.

As the Republic grew, so did its needs.

Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert.

They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world.

And a great wall spanning the Colorado River.

The NCR mobilized its army and sent it east to occupy the Hoover Dam, and restore it to working condition.

But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged from the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion.

Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam - just barely - against the Legion's onslaught.

The Legion did not retreat.

Across the river, it gathers strength. Campfires burned; training drums beat.

Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House.

And his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.

You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip.

What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn ...for the worse.
Posted 27 November, 2021. Last edited 27 April, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1,919.2 hrs on record (1,693.3 hrs at review time)
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]

[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]

[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]

["Meet the Scout" text appears]

[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]

Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]

Scout: "Yo, what's up?"

[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]

Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"

[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"

[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]

Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"

[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]

Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."

[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]

Scout: "BOINK!"

Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!"

[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]

Scout: "BONK!"

[Cuts back to Scout]

Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"

[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]

[Cuts back to Scout]

Scout: "WOOO!"

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

[Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
Posted 3 July, 2020. Last edited 27 April, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-10 of 10 entries