Recent reviews by Kotsun

Poi

So I see this game getting a LOT of hate and as i can see why I at the same time can't really SEE why. Like, it's a gag game guys, it's 1 big meme. Like look at bad rats, that game is atrocious but it still has a ton of joke reviews because it's so bad it's good. Same with this game like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I don't think I've laughed so while playing a game in years. The cutscenes are pure gold because of the fact that it was made like a 2008 nigahiga video. The developer(s?) made this game with literally 1 goal in mind and that was to get this glorious thing on steam. They're not trying to make the next great indie title. Like, y'all need to chill like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

>Be me
>Spawn in
>Have no idea Wtf I'm doing
>Die
>25/10 Realism

>Be me
>Join 1V1 ranked match
>Enemy is Thatch
>Already feel rage from deep within
>Fuel for fire is Thatch's excess OP powers
>Try and actually play game anyways, hopeful to win
>Thatch side smash crushes my face from half the map away
>Stunned for half an eternity
>Thatch uses signature
>"To infinity and beyond!" I scream as I fly into oblivion
>Respawn
>Thatch is already there
>He's been spamming back and forth in a half inch radius awaiting my arrival
>Hits me despite respawn invulnerabilty still being active
>I manage to land one hit on him that does literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing
>Immediately continues his reign of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Sends me flying again
>He throws all weapons and picks up the last one
>Blasters
>HelloDarknessMyOldFriend.mp3
>More quick attack spamming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I lose match
>Thatch says in chat, "You suck."
>TWF OP Thatch user thinks he has skill
>Thatch disconnects
>Get knocked back down into bronze for the fifth time
>MFW all my matches in silver have been against Thatch users

20/10 would lose to broken ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ characters again

The word banana no longer means banana to me.

banana/10 would buy again