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You will die. Make sure to drink a lot of vodka, and say. "AAAAA NO CHEEKI BREEKI V DAMNKE"

Killed a man by hitting him in the balls with my dildo. I then started to play Saints Row: The Third. Fun game

Naked men/10

This Battlefield has an in-game main menu

No Origin/10

Every soldier has asthma

No inhaler in Stalingrad/10

The game is pretty, works, multi-platform, easy to learn, hard to master, fun

9/10

Well, since you can't buy it, there isn't much need for a review, is there?

Mafia II/10

4 hour long campain. Story worse than Call of Duty. Frequent crashes. Makes your computers fans pretend they are a helicopter. Dead multiplayer. 5 types of german enemies in three countries.

4/10.

Dead Island, but with Parkour and Pop-ups about playing it Co-op.

I have no idea how to play this without dying

Actually A Challenge/10

Creating character: 5 min

Playtime before death: 4 min

How long I will cry because I didn't save: remaning hours of the day.