This guy is literally my idol. my inspiration. I have a photo of him in my living room. When people come over (this is a lie no one comes over I have no ♥♥♥ friends im going to chuck a beast) people look at my wall and think holy ♥♥♥♥ who is this GOD on the wall? Is that Arnold Schwasa♥♥♥♥♥♥? is that Stewie4kbrazzers? is this Zyzz? and I tell them to SHUT the ♥♥♥♥ up and how could they disrespect my man Jumby like that. He taught me everything i know about cs and sex

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+rep decent player

+rep carried until we had the nice spinning man on our team <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay