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Recent reviews by Seraph

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
430.7 hrs on record (312.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The factory must expand
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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335.9 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
Best crying-blood-on-piles-of-♥♥♥♥-in-your-basement-while-your-mom-tries-to-gut-you-like-a-hog simulator
Posted 22 February, 2015.
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0.0 hrs on record
Best fun I've had smacking friends with a giant dildo since my 12th birthday.
Posted 20 January, 2015.
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6.3 hrs on record
It's like Dead Space and Fallout had a baby, and spent all the money they had on heroin.
10/10 would laugh at again
Posted 23 June, 2014.
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72.3 hrs on record (65.6 hrs at review time)
Be Berzerker. Stack life steal, crit splash, and vitality. Laugh as people can't kill you.
Posted 28 April, 2014.
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60.1 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
Help an old chinese woman make a man soup.
Posted 8 February, 2014.
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812.0 hrs on record (782.2 hrs at review time)
Still like L4D2. Flashlight still screams at people, only you can strap ♥♥♥♥ to it now.

Devs have gotten lazy and money hungry. Very few reasons to stay on a burning ship.
Posted 9 September, 2013. Last edited 13 November, 2015.
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5.7 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Paco thinks he's hot ♥♥♥♥, but deep down, he knows he a ♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 18 August, 2013.
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107.8 hrs on record (97.3 hrs at review time)
Like L4D except your flashlight screams at people
Posted 5 May, 2013.
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40.1 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Good game. Buy it. Go to sleep. Wake up in the sewer. Meet a giant fish. ♥♥♥♥ it's brains out.
Posted 27 December, 2011.
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