KLS's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am